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HI there, I’M Lloyd

I write ‘Self-help’ blogs for young people.

I would describe my writing style as humorous and sincere, but mildly sarcastic. Not so much that I’m a condescending dick, but enough to be honest.

You won’t find me writing a bunch of affirmations for you to stand in the mirror and read aloud to yourself so you feel like slightly less of a loser, but I’ll try my best to make you feel better in a way that will make you question your ideas and beliefs, call out the bullshit, and laugh a little at how messed up the world really is.

They’ll probably be some tears along the way, none more so than my own, but hey – this is self-help – nobody said it was easy. And if they did, well, they lied. Sorry.

If that sounds interesting to you, click on one of the buttons below.

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Life’s Broken Fairy-tale

11th Feb 202111th Feb 2021 by Lloyd Oughton, posted in Life

Are you sitting comfortably? Good, because I’m going to tell you a little story. I should tell you, though, that this isn’t one of those stories. You know, those cute Disney stories where the poor outcast of society emerges from the shadows to become the hero; punching a few bad guys in the face along … Continue reading Life’s Broken Fairy-tale

You are Strong, but you are not INVINCIBLE

26th Nov 202019th Jan 2021 by Lloyd Oughton, posted in Life itself

I don’t know about you, but today I feel freaking amazing. I feel healthy, strong – like I could a slice a watermelon into two perfect halves, just by looking at it. Chuck Norris ‘ain’t got nothin’ on me. Nothing shall stop me today – it daren’t even try. So come at me, life, hit … Continue reading You are Strong, but you are not INVINCIBLE

Don’t let your Head F*ck with You (Mental Health Awareness)

29th May 202029th May 2020 by Lloyd Oughton, posted in Life

Hey, how are you? Your brain: Don‘t say it. Don‘t say it. Don‘t say it. Don‘t say it “I’m good—you?” “Yeah good, thanks.” But really, how are you doing—like, how’s your head—are you coping; is it clear up there? Maybe it’s a conversation we should be having more. Hey, I’m Lloyd. Nice to meet you. … Continue reading Don’t let your Head F*ck with You (Mental Health Awareness)

Lockdown? Completed it Mate. 6 Ways you can OWN your Quarantine

11th May 202011th May 2020 by Lloyd Oughton, posted in Life

Greetings, fellow quarantiner’s. I hope you are still alive and well. Today is the 49th day in isolation. The last time it was this unsafe to go outside, Adolf was dropping bombs in London. Although this time there’s no blitz, there is a load of morons roaming around; touching stuff, completely uninvited. To you guys … Continue reading Lockdown? Completed it Mate. 6 Ways you can OWN your Quarantine

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