Are you sitting comfortably? Good, because I'm going to tell you a little story. I should tell you, though, that this isn't one of those stories. You know, those cute Disney stories where the poor outcast of society emerges from the shadows to become the hero; punching a few bad guys in the face along … Continue reading Life’s Broken Fairy-tale
Hey, how are you? Your brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it "I'm good—you?" "Yeah good, thanks." But really, how are you doing—like, how's your head—are you coping; is it clear up there? Maybe it's a conversation we should be having more. Hey, I'm Lloyd. Nice to meet you. … Continue reading Don’t let your Head F*ck with You (Mental Health Awareness)
Greetings, fellow quarantiner's. I hope you are still alive and well. Today is the 49th day in isolation. The last time it was this unsafe to go outside, Adolf was dropping bombs in London. Although this time there's no blitz, there is a load of morons roaming around; touching stuff, completely uninvited. To you guys … Continue reading Lockdown? Completed it Mate. 6 Ways you can OWN your Quarantine
The Coronavirus. I call it the Stevie Wonder epidemic. No-one can see where it's going, but you can make damn sure that every single person on the planet is hearing about it. And it's really f*cking loud. The key difference? One is literally music to your ears, the other is literally every TV and Radio … Continue reading How the World went Mad
Rolling out of bed at 12pm to the sound of the infamous 'radar' default iPhone alarm, you flounder into the bathroom. Your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, there's stains all over your white t-shirt from the... bevy's. Like a confused cave man awoken in 21st century by mistake, you head toward the 'selfie … Continue reading How to Avoid a Hangover
When it comes to politics, we're all w*nkers. Everybody thinks they're right, and you're always wrong. That's because you can't argue with stubborn. It's among the most heated topics of human discussion; one certainly not to be discussed at the dinner table. Other touchy subjects include, but are not limited to; 1. Religion 2. Terrorism … Continue reading Politics turns People into angry Sith Lords
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? If you haven’t seen The Joker yet, you’re probably deliberately avoiding it. We live in a world dominated by news of crime, terrorism and hell of a lot of hate. It’s all bad news, that’s partly why it becomes news in the first place. … Continue reading The Joker is an anarchic WARNING of what society could become
This month it's been all about villains. The Joker', Boris Johnson, Jeremy Corbyn and topical mainstay Donald Trump - like every other month of the year. Only one is acted by Joaquín Phoenix, but they're all jokers if you ask me. Luckily, this blog is about a hero. But not just any hero, America's ass: Chris Evans. Sorry, … Continue reading CAPTAIN AMERICA… (And The BATSman)
Labelled aptly upon his arrival at Stamford Bridge as 'Sarri's son' by Chelsea fans; drafted in from Naples for £52M with now Ex- Blues boss Maurizio Sarri last season, Jorginho was instantly stigmatised by an unwanted label. Jorginho's style of play epitomised much of what Sarri's philosophy was about. The Brazilian-born Italian was deployed as … Continue reading Jorginho is the master puppeteer who’s played us the fool all along
WITH heartbreak in Istanbul still feeling fresh from their defeat to Champions of Europe, Liverpool. Princes of Europe - Chelsea, were itching to rid themselves of the anguish that comes with cup final defeat (even if critics label it 'a glorified friendly'), and use it as fire to spur on a first Premier League … Continue reading SAME SPARKS, FAMILIAR PROBLEMS. Lampard’s Chelsea squander one-goal lead to draw at the Bridge.
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