Are you sitting comfortably? Good, because I'm going to tell you a little story. I should tell you, though, that this isn't one of those stories. You know, those cute Disney stories where the poor outcast of society emerges from the shadows to become the hero; punching a few bad guys in the face along … Continue reading Life’s Broken Fairy-tale
Hey, how are you? Your brain: Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it "I'm good—you?" "Yeah good, thanks." But really, how are you doing—like, how's your head—are you coping; is it clear up there? Maybe it's a conversation we should be having more. Hey, I'm Lloyd. Nice to meet you. … Continue reading Don’t let your Head F*ck with You (Mental Health Awareness)
Greetings, fellow quarantiner's. I hope you are still alive and well. Today is the 49th day in isolation. The last time it was this unsafe to go outside, Adolf was dropping bombs in London. Although this time there's no blitz, there is a load of morons roaming around; touching stuff, completely uninvited. To you guys … Continue reading Lockdown? Completed it Mate. 6 Ways you can OWN your Quarantine
The Coronavirus. I call it the Stevie Wonder epidemic. No-one can see where it's going, but you can make damn sure that every single person on the planet is hearing about it. And it's really f*cking loud. The key difference? One is literally music to your ears, the other is literally every TV and Radio … Continue reading How the World went Mad
Rolling out of bed at 12pm to the sound of the infamous 'radar' default iPhone alarm, you flounder into the bathroom. Your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, there's stains all over your white t-shirt from the... bevy's. Like a confused cave man awoken in 21st century by mistake, you head toward the 'selfie … Continue reading How to Avoid a Hangover
Once a year Cupid comes long and he fires his love-struck bow and arrow right at your left butt-cheek. It's said his arrow is so penetrative, you'll fall in love with the right person instantly. (Who, by happy coincidence, will be with you in that exact moment) There must have been a slight fault in Cupid’s … Continue reading Cupid called – He Wants His Arrow Back: How to Enjoy Valentine’s Day as a Singleton
We're half-way through January. Bank balances are bare, gym cards are 'lost', Celebration boxes are empty, the weather's crap - standard really, 'Dryuary' has already died a horrible death and everyone's still complaining. Sound's about right, doesn't it. As January grows old - healthy new routines begin to die and bad, old habits resurface. But … Continue reading 5 EASY Things you can do to Kick-start January and CRUSH IT in 2020
When it comes to politics, we're all w*nkers. Everybody thinks they're right, and you're always wrong. That's because you can't argue with stubborn. It's among the most heated topics of human discussion; one certainly not to be discussed at the dinner table. Other touchy subjects include, but are not limited to; 1. Religion 2. Terrorism … Continue reading Politics turns People into angry Sith Lords
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? If you haven’t seen The Joker yet, you’re probably deliberately avoiding it. We live in a world dominated by news of crime, terrorism and hell of a lot of hate. It’s all bad news, that’s partly why it becomes news in the first place. … Continue reading The Joker is an anarchic WARNING of what society could become
Compulsively Human 